SN@ke & LAdder -"FOR REAL "...............

No...dont just pre-assume anything wid the title....i am nt going to tell u how 2 play ( nd win:> ) in that childish game.....now the highlighted part "FOR REAL" makes a BIG difference.....

So , it goes like this....one fine aftrnoon..(as ol the authors write...but at the end of it u gt 2 know...that it was nt really so fyn...lolzzzz)...ya so exactly the same thing happened wid me that afternoon..

i was having my lunch nd jus 4 time-pass watching "Mujhe Iss Jungle Se Bachao"..( i would strongly recommend dat this show is nt even close 4 a time-pass...it sucks...euke!!!!!!!! )
Yah...so this guy...Ishq Bector (da singer) was asked 2 perform a task...where he was asked 2 lay in a coffin..nd he was about 2 share dat coffin wid snakes.... hey now comeon....da snakes in dat coffin were nt dead...those slimy creatures were still alive 2 make him feel cosy...hehe..

I felt dat task was so repulsive dat i just shut watching t.v...nd i had olso finished my lunch..

So, i was goind dowstairs towards the kitchen...where 2 my surprise..i realised that ...there is an UNEXPECTED GUEST... at my house...........

CHRIST!!!!!!!!..its a ..SS.. SNAKE.......................................that too on my staircase...i think dat it got 2 bored lonely downstairs..dats y it came up 2 meet me...

I WAS JUST 4 STEPS AWAY FROM IT..WEN I SAW THIS SLIMY...CREEPY..BLACKY...YUKKY.... snake...it was 3 feet long...i rushed upstairs...gt a big broom and hit it so hard...that it fell from the staircase..and was unconcious then.... now i called up my parents..who were in their respective offices...and my co-anchor...Anirban...

My father asked me not 2 panic nd he'll b cuming wid a snake catcher..so i had 2 keep an eye on dat snake until then...cuz it was so thin..that it could easily vanish away in thin air..so for long 35 min or so..i just stared at him..and dint allow him 2 move...

Da snake catcher arrived...and within few minutes he was able 2 make a grip on it...he then told me..that it was a poisnous one.......phew.................now dats scarrry....

well...so that fine afternoon just passed away....and i think i won in my REAL LIFE SNAKE AND LADDER:))))))))))))))

Forensic Science

MIRACLES...don't happen!!

Um an engineer....bt i had fantascied being in forensic deptt..and da credit 4 dis weird fantasy goes

to-........"discovery channel...da medical detectives"..(now dis tym it was nt accidently)..


I mean..damn yaar...those guys used 2 trace out da gothic killer...4rm da most gruesome nd clueless murder scenes...

As per evidences...dey only had his hair strand...or may be da size of his footwear..u cn imagine of da most pitty nd practically invisible..(2 us) evidences.....

DOGS -Um so much in love with them....

Who let da dogs out!!!!

Dogs...r da most adorable creatures..ppl mite b thinking dat dis gal is talking way too kiddish....bt believe me iff u hv nvr evr pet a dog......u'll nvr come 2 know about dem:) in depth..

U know....it has been a dream 4 me...2 hv my very own dog house..first i used 2 think dat its 2 crazzy..bt once wen i was(accidently..) watching discovery channel..i came across a lady..who actually hd her dog house.....oh!!!i was so verrrry envious !!!!!

wen i ws jus a tinny-minny toddler...i hd a huge..(well..i used 2 fynd it huge..infront of meh!!) pomeranian dog...named "tricksy" ...cute na..nd since then there is no lookin back..
nah......i know wat u thinking...dat tricksy hd a long lyf span...bt alas...dats nt so true...

VITHI'S GYAAN DHAARA: DOGS HV A LYF SPAN OF 12-15 YEARS:(((

well....i jus meant 2 say dat aftr his death...i continued 2 hv dogs as pet..